I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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