Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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