I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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