For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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