Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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