My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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