And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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