My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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