I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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