Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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