question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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