I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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