we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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