so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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