Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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