what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
