Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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