I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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