"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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