where does the pee come out of this thing
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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