You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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