hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I should be sponsored by Trojan
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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