College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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