so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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