HIV tests are more positive than that guy
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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