We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just want to make out with him forever
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
