There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It was confusing and full of hummus
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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