butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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