You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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