So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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