Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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