All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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