you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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