Your tits are I can't wait for
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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