Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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