hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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