I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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