pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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