office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I am available for nakedness
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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