i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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