i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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