mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
