dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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