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No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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