HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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