My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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