on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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