no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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