if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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