ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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