it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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