But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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