The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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