I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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