puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That was before I lit my hair on fire
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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