people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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