Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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