He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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